My best friend is marrying my ex and I'm her bride's maid. 

Yes, this existential crisis has me questioning everything. I can't grasp who I am, what I am, or when I belong. 

My mother thinks I need to date, but I prefer nothing more than a nice sword between my hands, a smexy romance novel, and a warm blanket. For years, despite being worn down by life, I've been preparing for a world that doesn't exist. One with heroic quests, magic, and hot heroes. Because to me, it's so very real. 

Every night I dream about a menacing Dark Knight who looks exactly like Erich Naldoson, my best friend's sexy brother, who is so off-limits for what I dream. Not just because he's Tink's baby brother, but because love steals from me—people get hurt when I love them. Sometimes, they die.

But, when strange things stir in my city, my dreams are suddenly walking around outside my head. And now I have a strange destiny that will shape me into something new. Something that involves my mysterious Dark Knight who's beckoning me to come to him.

Turns out, my fate turns on a simple tequila-inspired wish. No sooner am I left reeling back in time to the Reformation where all of my questions can finally be answered...

...and where danger lurks at every turn to ensure I don't survive the trip.